Then he wants to know why you don't want to go out with him.4. Beware: this is the dude who messages you the split second you log online. drinking beers with his buddies, his shirt off at the beach, tailgaiting at the game with his "bros").
He looks sane on the outside and seems excited to connect with you — quickly! Bindweed Billy is clingy and will never stop calling you.
If he talks about jealousy in his profile, look elsewhere, ladies.
Because if you go out with him once, your phone will never stop blowing up from his incessant text messaging in the wee hours of the night, making sure you're not even friends with another man.2.
Crabgrass Conner This cranky guy is the kind of person who only wants messages from you if: Is there anything he does like? Crabgrass, you can count on getting bombarded with negativity all night long.
And you will wish you had earplugs in your purse to drown out his complaining about ex girlfriends who smoked, had 10 cats, six kids and wanted to live in the city, which is "totally unacceptable" to him.3.
Quincy Quackgrass: This is the straight up crazy guy (or maybe he just smokes too much weed? He'll tell you about the good old days in High School. His favorite story was the time he tied his best friend to a tree because he thought it was funny.He laughs and laughs like an immature 15 year-old watching Anchorman. Living it day by day." Clichés like these run rampant in online dating profiles, and while they seem like harmless, pretty yellow flowers, generic, cliche dropping guys quickly invade your online world until you despise them.Every story he tells makes him sound nuttier and nuttier. Yep, Dandelion Dudley is probably a "really nice guy" and "knows how to treat a woman." His profile certainly says so. He'll never do you harm and may even be more handsome than his mediocre, predictable photos (i.e.These pesky guys spoil the dating landscape with their creepy, invasive behavior.After writing hundreds of online profiles on dating websites, and doing my fair share of online dating, I've seen and met online profile personalities that stick out like weeds in the proverbial love garden.There are 5 deal breakers that show up in men's profiles that you should avoid like poison ivy.